Dream summery

I dreamed I was invited to a party for Pavement being thrown in a band member's parent's basement. It was a small party. I didn't understand why they invited me, because I don't know them, but I went anyway because...fucking Pavement invited me to their party! They said they knew me and that I had totally influenced the band, which didn't make any sense, because I was a child when that first album came out. They all thought they were failures - "We've never gotten past being a good bar band!" - but I assured them they were actually great successes. Then we played hide and go seek all over the neighbor and I think one of them had a crush on me, but I wasn't into it.

The biggest crybaby show

Cupcake Wars! It's on food network. 25 - 75% of contestants cry while they are on it, much like babies. Crying babies. Also, everyone seems to think red velvet cupcakes are a secret weapon.

I think all your food pictures are creepy.

There, I said it.

The world is my teacher

Today I learned how Dippin' Dots are made.

Life is not fair

Why couldn't Bill Cosby die instead of Richard Pryor?

Mature means

Tears for Fears doesn't make me uncomfortable anymore. Now I feel empowered.