What does a gift horse's mouth look like?

I got 2 bagels with my Panera order, instead of one! The second was hidden under the soup container! I didn't want two though, I wanted one. If I had known about the second bagel, I wouldn't have eaten the first. Or maybe I shouldn't have eaten the first bagel on the car ride back to work. The second bagel was the better bagel.

Who am I?

I'm tired of candy for breakfast.

Can't stop thinking about him

Convinced I need this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/1981-MORRIS-THE-CAT-MORRIS-ON-MORRIS-CALENDAR_W0QQitemZ290422150650QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item439e8255fa

Ways I DON'T want Lost to end

1. Dinosaur attack
2. As just a dream in this dog's head:

3. Something that has to do with magnets

Eating it anyway

There is no reason for this sour patch kid to be wet, straight out of the package.