Nobody gets to have fun

Every time I don't finish the RedEye crossword puzzle, I hate myself a little more.

So Wife Swap...

I've only been reading about season finales today and it's making me want to cry. And the lost season finale would have made me cry, but it was kind of irritating and the only character on that show that could ever bring me to tears is Ben. But they didn't concentrate on Ben enough, so it didn't happen. And did I mention I've been reading about and reliving season finales all day. Dan died. Rosanne made it up because reality was so horrible. Bob Newhart was dreaming. Klinger stayed. HOLY SHIT 6 Feet Under. Let's not talk about St. Elsewhere. I feel so detached. I don't want to finish watching Buffy. It's been my life preserver. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE. And now I wonder, how did The Shield end?

Your dark mistress has returned

I like it when the dads cry on Wife Swap.

What does a gift horse's mouth look like?

I got 2 bagels with my Panera order, instead of one! The second was hidden under the soup container! I didn't want two though, I wanted one. If I had known about the second bagel, I wouldn't have eaten the first. Or maybe I shouldn't have eaten the first bagel on the car ride back to work. The second bagel was the better bagel.

Who am I?

I'm tired of candy for breakfast.

Can't stop thinking about him

Convinced I need this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/1981-MORRIS-THE-CAT-MORRIS-ON-MORRIS-CALENDAR_W0QQitemZ290422150650QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item439e8255fa

Ways I DON'T want Lost to end

1. Dinosaur attack
2. As just a dream in this dog's head:

3. Something that has to do with magnets