i lost track of what i was going to say

because i noticed my neighbors talking across the way to my other neighbors, but it was about how i want to hurt the beach boys when i have my period. the sentence was supposed to be executed in a more elegant way, but again, the neighbors, the fucking neighbors, enjoying the other neighbors! their porch is better than mine.

What did I read before I found this?

I don't remember. Only this matters now: http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Laverne_and_Shirley/

Crybaby

me: i just paid 130 worth of tickets
bullshit!
people should be able to park as they please
and damn those cameras!
this is not freedom!
where is freedom?!
where is my freedom??!
when am i allowed to just live!!
Sent at 12:55 PM on Tuesday
Merrick: you will never just live
me: I'M TRAPPED IN MY FLESH CAGE
I HATE PAYING TICKETS

It was me!

I'm the asshole who took two big pieces of baklawa!

Do you know how many times I go to the bathroom and find my underwear is inside out?

You don't.

Y'all just don't know

The kinds of e-mails my dad sends me. I don't know if they're all forwards because he doesn't know how to type or what. A sample selection of titles I forgot to delete from my inbox:
Very Quietly Obama's Citizenship case Reaches the Supreme Court
U.S. Postal Tip (has something to do with "in god we trust")
How did Jefferson know?
The Natives Seem Restless
REAL OBAMA
California vs Arizona
This is so true!

Those weren't that cool. I deleted the other ones. I guess because I wanted to destroy them after reading.