I think all your food pictures are creepy.

There, I said it.

The world is my teacher

Today I learned how Dippin' Dots are made.

Life is not fair

Why couldn't Bill Cosby die instead of Richard Pryor?

Mature means

Tears for Fears doesn't make me uncomfortable anymore. Now I feel empowered.

Nobody gets to have fun

Every time I don't finish the RedEye crossword puzzle, I hate myself a little more.

So Wife Swap...

I've only been reading about season finales today and it's making me want to cry. And the lost season finale would have made me cry, but it was kind of irritating and the only character on that show that could ever bring me to tears is Ben. But they didn't concentrate on Ben enough, so it didn't happen. And did I mention I've been reading about and reliving season finales all day. Dan died. Rosanne made it up because reality was so horrible. Bob Newhart was dreaming. Klinger stayed. HOLY SHIT 6 Feet Under. Let's not talk about St. Elsewhere. I feel so detached. I don't want to finish watching Buffy. It's been my life preserver. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE. And now I wonder, how did The Shield end?

Your dark mistress has returned

I like it when the dads cry on Wife Swap.