I am afraid (for reasons I'm not going to get into right now) that the microwave at work is going to set the building on fire.

i lost track of what i was going to say

because i noticed my neighbors talking across the way to my other neighbors, but it was about how i want to hurt the beach boys when i have my period. the sentence was supposed to be executed in a more elegant way, but again, the neighbors, the fucking neighbors, enjoying the other neighbors! their porch is better than mine.

What did I read before I found this?

I don't remember. Only this matters now: http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Laverne_and_Shirley/

Crybaby

me: i just paid 130 worth of tickets
bullshit!
people should be able to park as they please
and damn those cameras!
this is not freedom!
where is freedom?!
where is my freedom??!
when am i allowed to just live!!
Sent at 12:55 PM on Tuesday
Merrick: you will never just live
me: I'M TRAPPED IN MY FLESH CAGE
I HATE PAYING TICKETS

It was me!

I'm the asshole who took two big pieces of baklawa!